neo-zelandês: have a drink?xops: yes, a vodka, double...on the rocks
neo-zelandês: just like that? ok...
australiano: you people have vodka...straight?
xops: gess so...
australiano: and your liver?? how is it?
xops: healthy enough
australiano: but then.. what do you do to keep it like that?
xops: well I usually ask it to go fishing, he fancies it very much!
australiano: fishing?! you liver fishes?
xops: it does, it does, a lot!
australiano: how come?
xops: see, its a clever liver! it developed a wonderful technique, it fishes tuna with an AK-47 and seagoals with a winchester!
australiano: AK-47?
xops: efective...!
australiano: what's a winchester?
xops: duuuh, a rifle!
australiano: right, and then...when you need it back?
xops: I go down to the shores and call him: here liver liver liver liverrrr! here liver liver liver liverrrr!
australiano: nice!
neo-zelandês: back! your vodka
xops: thanks!
neo-zelandês: this, herm... vodka... don't you get sick in the liver?
xops/australiano: ha ha ha ha ha
neo-zelandês: ??